The customer walks up to me at the counter. He's in his late 60's with white hair and a baseball cap.
Customer: Hey there Smiley! What's up?!
Me: Oh nothing much! How are you?
Customer: Good. Good. Hmm. She vows never to remarry.
He's looking at some of our magazines, one of which has Jennifer Aniston on the cover.
Customer: See, it says Jennifer Aniston vows never to remarry. What's wrong with her? Can't she find a good man to marry?
Me: I guess not.
He then walks away. About fifteen seconds later, he comes back up to me.
Customer: You know what? I don't blame her. I'm still trying to find a good woman to marry. (He then gives me a big thumbs up and smiles and walks away.)
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